Star Wars: Rise of the Pretender — Part 2
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Star Wars: Rise of the Pretender — Part 2
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I can imagine Luke and Leia encouraging her, telling her to admit who she is, because she fought her demons and won.
Then she says Skywalker, and they fade away, realizing that this bitch is either stupid or crazy, and that there's nothing left to do but go find Obi-Wan and Yoda to tell them a story that starts with "so this bitch…"
God, Imagine if Adam got a good Starwars script to work with?
Late to this show, JSG, but both Parts 1 and 2 were epic and spot on reviews.
I can't find anything with you about The Mandalorian
I truly hate you now, Just Some Guy – I can wash my brain out with bleach, and still the thought of Palpatine impregnating a living woman will linger, slowly eating away at my sanity, until I am sufficiently brain damaged to enjoy the Sequel Trilogy!
40:56 And now his cronies have their muddy fingers all over LOTR :(
Excellent analysis and very entertaining. Thank you!
The LOTR references… and it continues.
This movie is shit but Palpatines "son" is one of the clones of Palpatine.
"Subvert expectations" seems like double speak for "I can't write a fucking story"
40:52 Well, he didn't do it by his own. He might thought it too risky to slam just another fandom.
"Fool them once, shame on me, fool them twice, shame on them. Fool them three times and… there might be a torch and pitchfork-committee showing up on my doorstep."
So he sent his "emissaries" to do it for him instead. You know, the two uncredited writers working on the "Star Trek Beyond Sh_t" script.
Darth Bane is not the first Sith Lord, he was just the one that started the Rule of Two.
Now that I think of it, George Soros wrote Disney Star Wars.
Fact: Han shot first
"I absolutely know wtf I'm talking about, this shit is…"
19:16 If Rey turned off her lightsaber, she would be defenseless; just look at how quickly Maul kills Jinn, with just a brief moment of him being knocked off his guard.
Finn's character consists of running around screaming "Rey". That's it. These three movies are A TRAVESTY and prove A.) Kathleen Kennedy only cares about feminism, and B) Disney hates both Star Wars AND its fans.
The sass is strong with this one.
How dare you use such disgusting metaphors to besmirch the good name of one of the first female government officials who actually DID something to further the freedom's of billions.
7:00 😑 Don't. Ask.
The more they try to "fix" this, the worse it gets.
Palpatine's "son" is actually a failed clone of Sidious who wasn't Force Sensitive. In response, Sidious kept the clone around to use as "breeding stock" for the clone to sure a child—Rey—who the Emperor could transfer his soul into his the clone body he inhabited at the time wasn't ready.
😮💨 This entire film is an ABYSMAL retcon & opened 10 plot holes for every one they try—and FAIL—to fix.
The tie fighter thing is not too weird. Yes, it's a bit silly it still works, but I guess it potentially could if it's in a sealed hanger maybe. As for how he got there without hyper-drive, it's pretty simple-he's Kylo Ren. He's still a super high ranking commander (can't remember if he's in charge or not at that point) so I always assumed he just called a lift, basically. Some random imperial transport or something and said "Yo, you're going here now." As for getting there without the nav thing… now that's a bigger problem. Unless the route is fixed and you can remember/copy it or something, maybe? IDK.
24:28
I interpreted it as his emotions and his own force powers giving form to a memory of his father saying things that Ben already knew within his own heart. It's Ben reconciling and coming to terms with what he did, not just by killing his dad, but the entire turn to the dark side. It's a powerful scene because it's not Ben coming to grips with his father, but with himself and how he thought his father would view what he's become. And the whole scene is a fucking masterpiece wasted in this shithole of a movie.
Does it really surprise you that she has all the Jedi because…vagina? Vaginas are meant to have things inside them and she being a Mary Sue has probably never said no to any force seeking entry. Lol oh the irony of Feminism is all about being a selfish bed fellow to anyone and everyone.
Honestly, kylo ren should've been the MC of this movie. They should've just deleted Rey.
The first movie was fine and there were a lot of plot points that seemed interesting. Finn being force sensitive, Kylo being Han and Leia's son and trying to be the next Vader, the crystal in Anakin's saber speaking to Rey, the question of Rey's parentage, etc. The dynamic between Kylo as the heir to Vader vs. Rey wielding the will of Anakin in the form of his saber was also super enticing, but fucking Ryan Johnson.
Mark's face in that interview says it all. He's just looking at "bubblehead" with "I want to kill you" eyes lol
A couple of years later, the best thing about the legacy of the sequel trilogy might be the resulting genre of long-form youtube videos analyzing the whole shitshow.
Having said that, kudos for outlining a few huge faults that I haven't seen mentioned in other reviews; and also for pointing out the occasional praiseworthy aspects, such as in Driver's and Ridley's performances.
OGSWFANS: THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS, n NOT OUR STARWARS POODOO FODDER!!
So is this star wars from a woman's perspective? Cause it makes no sense and just rattles on incoherently.
Your writing is freaking amazing! I laughed the whole way!
This trilogy does not exist.
This is really entertaining. Well done.
@Just Some Guy,
Revisiting this video I remembered this following:
The plot for this pseudo trilogy starts 30 years after episode 6.
Rey's parents separated from her when she was 6 or so. Even if she's 30 in TFA (which she isn't) that would mean her parents ran away from Palpatine when she was 6, ie, 24 years ago
As her character is portrayed to be less than 30 years old this implies those events (parents separating from her) happened twenty something years earlier. So, if Palliative was dead or had gone into complete hiding and blackout…how come her parents fled from him?
Does anything in these wretched sequels explain this inconsistency in its timerline?
I forced myself to watch a copy of the movies. it's total garbage. I'm a writer. I'm published. The movies are straight garbage.
You think I’ll throw money into a GoFund we can raise enough money to have Harrison Ford come back and re-shoot the three movies from Kylo Ren’s perspective?
Every time I watch this I seem to wind up having a new thought.
The entire thing with C3PO having his memory wiped and restored would have had meaning if when he was told, because it happened during his blank out., That Leah was dead he would’ve said something about Lady Padme be so upset.
Basically, his memory, wiped at the end of the first three movies is now fully restored and he remembers everything.
Palpatine: I am all the Sith!
Rey: Oh yeah? Well I am all the Jedi!
Palpatine: Umm…I single-handedly defeated ‘all’ the Jedi, so that aint really a boast, kid