Nigerians speak so Poetically
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Nigerians are lit😂
They said when it was raining common sense, she had an umbrella
I love these
This makes me wish I had Nigerian friends. ❤
Nigerians are dramatic af😂
My mum started praying on the the road against a piece of paper….she almost said holy ghost fire😅
Her sense was in her nyansh/ass(she has passed it out) to say someone is foolish 😂😂
"Those are a bunch of failed abortions"
Instead of calling me a nigga my Nigerian friend calls me a negrotic human being
Im dying
Nigerians are so dramatically poetic 😂
Instead of “you ready?”, it’s “the person you are looking for is me.”
I keep coming back to this it warms my soul
I love nigerian arguments for this reason
My brother’s teacher says ‘you are not wise, you are otherwise’
Wisdom has been chasing you, but you've always been faster
❤😂
Wow i love this slang 😂
Talking poetic is fine, but when they add manipulation to it, it becomes unbearable.
bro what happened to drake
I have another one – how would a Nigerian Mom or Dad tell their daughter that the man she’s dating will not make a good husband? Thanks in advance! 😊💯🙏🏽
It's even better with the accent.
thought the first guy was drake for a sec
Guy on the top looks like Drake.
As a Nigerian i can confirm this. We're too figurative.
Is this kojo for Agt or bgt?
whats drake sayin?
I miss my Nigerian ex….the things he would say were hilarious and sexy at the same time 😥🤣….so confused
When they want to say they want to sleep with you, they ask for a genital meet and greet 😂😂
Some words we say: “God FORBID!” “The devil has won today.” “I have SUFFERED!” lol there is more I don’t want to say😂
Wisdom is chasing her but she’s faster and Today is your Christmas but next time will be your Halloween 😂😂😂😂😂
Nigerians are natural born comedians.
Instead to say I can't do it, my Nigeria friend say Water pass Garryooooo Wa halal
Instead to say I don't have moneys my friend Nigeria say live is no balanceooooo think tomorrow
“Why would I pay for my death”, when buying a swimming pool 😭😭
“I won’t die in the Enemy’s territory”, when refusing to swim at the beach in another country
Nigerian says, "Keep it up ooooo! Helper of your destiny will locate you soon.
I received a promotion, and my nigerian friend said, "may witchcraft not crash-land you before your glory shines."
The wisdom one was fire!!!
I read all of those with the Nigerian accent, we all did
My mums acts like any animal is out to get here when they’re nearby, she screams “OUT! in Jesus name” aggressively.
I'm pretty sure I read all of these jokes in a soviet joke book 30+ years ago.
Others: are you jinxed?
Nigerians: it's like you ancestors are holding meeting over you abi? Your village people have caught up to you?
My grandson is named after the prophet Samuel. My Nigerian in-laws told us:
whenever he says something, you must be sure to write it down.
I love it
"If they sent you tell them you didn't find me at home"
This was good, but the fake laughs are excessive. No need to force it just to get the viewers going.