NIGERIAN POETRY! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
NIGERIAN POETRY! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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At times, instead of saying brief or summarised, we say, "You're very down to earth or horizontally inclined "
everyone: dude, do your eyes even work?
nigerians: nigerian noises of disapproval tch, ah, eh, your eyes must be for decoration because they look at anything but still miss everything.
You spontaneous sperm
It's certainly a Yoruba Aunty that refers to someone as brief and summarised one 😂😂😂
My village people are after me
instead of saying short woman, we say portable
We even made a poem about it
"The devil is a liar and i flogged him with a wire,
If you think im a liar go to the land of Zachariah,
And ask Jeremiah"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/7qTNhigoo00?si=eguYD4uoZEsTNyud
Growing up, if you have a big head, you are called Hammer head of horror
I'm loving this. Even me as a Nigerian i wonder how we get those phrases 😂😂😂
Lastest one is, opposition, compititors or any hindrance of any kind are called village people.
Eg. I forgot my office keys at home, i will say my village people have done it again.😂😂😂
I know someone who slept with his brothers baby mama and got her pregnant
Instead of telling me to keep out of his yard my Nigerian neighbour told me "the more time you spend in my garden the less time you'll spend outside of it"
Nigerians are a lot😂😂😂😂😂😂
My brother (not Nigerian) once told a girl "How come you look almost as good as me?" and it worked he got her number.
When my daughter says she doesn't hear me, I retort back by asking her if she left her ears in her pocket
"I'll stare at you until you break character" 😂😂😂😂
I did a gorilla grip on my Nigerian boyfriend’s finger and he looked at me surprised as F and said “your pussy is hugging my finger.” I died laughing 😭
I saw a video of a Nigerian woman on the elevator, and a guy wanted to join, so he asked her ''are you going down?'' and the lady shouted I'm going up in Jesus' name😂
Instead of saying it was a bad advice.
As Nigerian, you'll say, "your advice is great but I can't follow it up"
Let me stop watching you guys before my village people get me
Nigerians, we are 80% of the time in the spirit realm 😂😂😂😂
How about this:
When we sneeze, you will hear people congratulating you for evading your enemies.
Or they’ll actually say, ‘I have escaped my enemy’s plot’.
When you are supposed to do something and you didnt do it correctly, my dad said, " to you, walk with your brain is better than walking with your legs"
Thats why its dangerous to banter with a Nigerian.
They will finish you and you wouldn't know it till you are dead.
There really is a spirit realm and we know a lot about it because we do not discount it.
This is one reason why 7:40 I’m glad I don’t have n older brother
Bucciarti looking at Girono in golden experience
He should've told his girlfriend to say yes to his brother sending a sexy pic first but to make it a full mirror pic. That way there's undeniable evidence and no may room for doubt with the parents and the whole "It wasn't me, it was my boys" nonsense. Obviously, crop the pic for showing proof but keep the original full screenshot in case further evidence is needed.
I am petty, I am sending the fiance a laminated document with all the evidence.
My elder brother had two friends both called BENSON.
There is a brand of cigarettes 🚬 very popular in Nigeria also called BENSON.
My Nigerian father when talking to my brother about his friends, refers to them as the Benson that has been smoked (for the shorter one) or the Benson that hasn’t been smoked (for the taller one).
Is it mostly an American thing? So off-putting when someone sends a d-pic. I never asked and if I wanted to see it, I would have already.
In Tobago, we don't say small dick, we say "short crutch"
If you are not emotionally strong and you want to banter with a Nigerian……all I can say is The Lord is your Shepherd, but you shall want it to stop.. Nigerians won't even loose sleep over what they say
Every Nigerian has main character syndrome 😅 talking about enemies
Why are they wearing two watches
Get NELLA ROSE on the showwwww!!!
The devil is a liar is not complete without adding his father inlaw. “The devil is a liar plus his father inlaw 👍
😅😅😅
I writing these joints down!!! 😂😂😂
This time might be your Christmas. But next time is your Halloween
Everyone: "You don't listen"
Nigerians: "My mouth must be smelling ehn"
Everyone: "she talks too much"
Nigerians: "she has mouth diarrhoea"😂
Don't play with the blood bro. It can save
James and Fuhad look so slim.Are they still on this diet.
So hardly any difference with Nigerians and Jamaicans then.
3:19 Are you guys for real? I've loved you for years. Then this. Please explain exactly what it is you're laughing at?
Because I Hope I'm misunderstanding you.
You go first,
What's the joke here?
Hear me out…what if the brother that's the boyfriend actually text his girlfriend to see if she'd cheat and she's so creeped out that he has to do something bc now he knows she's faithful so he's going to cut off his brother bc his insecure manipulation went left…
half of these are 100% standard west African phrases