Mandrill at Phoenix Zoo flirts with me.

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Mandrill at Phoenix Zoo flirts with me.


I showed a Mandrill baboon my teeth and this was his response.

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  1. women be waaaaaay too flattered by that shit. Some of Yall hella desperate cause yall pushed your species males away😂

    Yall too comfortable with that, especially the white women.

    Animal will be humping you and you'll be laughing like you were dropped😂

  2. So this is hilarious and everybody is laughing and stuff, but if you own children and you are trying not to let them see hardcore pornographic stuff, monkeys engage in the most lewd behavior and they do not feel shame or anything like that. That’s probably why even though monkeys seem to be interesting animals but they just are not great for zoo settings because they are going to be playing with their penis and making a production out of it. Your kids will be shocked to see that kind of stuff. I watched an Orangutan walk in front of a group of school children at the zoo and bend over 180 degrees facing away from them. So the kids all of a sudden are looking at this Orangutan looking at them with its head between its legs. It then opens its mouth and proceeds to pissin its own mouth until it’s sloshing out and then it stops peeing and swallows its mouthful of piss. Then it it’s it’s head back and continues pissing in its own mouth until it finishes and swallows the rest. It’s funny and everything but I was downright disturbed by it. I couldn’t imagine being cursed to be in the body of some goofy looking animal with a perma grin that can piss in its own mouth.