A wild twist to the WORST streak of bad luck ever
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#1 — “Lucky Dayโ — 1:03 — A man stumbles into two highly unlikely scenarios when he goes surfing in Africa, and it may sound made up, but it’s not
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John definitely is not done doing whatever it is that God has him doing. Wow.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
Being bit by a shark and attacked by lions, on the same day!
Incredible story but where did you get your shirt?
I had so much fun getting towed through the ocean on a drag line behind sail boats during the 80โs as a kid with my friends. My life was easy and filled with endless joy. Iโm now working with land sharks.
9:19 Staring back at himโฆ was the shark! ๐ฆ ๐ฑ๐
9:22 Boop ๐ฆ๐๐ผ๐
Mr.Ballen, just wanted to say i love your videos.
I think this is one of the scariest stories I have heard you tell. Maybe it's the lion roars in the back ground but I was terrified!
Sounds like a scene from far cry
That's wild
Wowsers!!!! This man has to have the worst and best luck at the same time!
Just found the source for this and itโs a defunct Slovenian surf website that says Angola is in west Africa which is not true. Tbh I canโt find anywhere even in Africa that this would be possible ????
Where are all the photos they took or the even one of John and his supposed Surfboard?? ๐คฅ
I couldn't help but let out a kind of laugh after every twist. It just never ends.
Edit – 13:55 FINALLY something went right!
John is a moron! You don't go surfing completely alone. That's a well established safety precaution. You don't go out into any wild place without water. That's common sense!
My mom used to say "God protects little children & grown idiots". I realize more & more how right she was.
Heโs good enough to eat!
Dear John!
12:25 Thats a very bad Idea! Never turn your back to a bunch of danger kitties!
Me: ever had surf and turf?
John: I WAS SURF AND TURF.
Yeah he was way too lucky. And stupid. I was angry the whole time listening to him because why would you do any of this stuff. He went to the middle of nowhere with no supplies. He stopped in the middle of the Savannah or whatever while bleeding. I knew he was going to get attacked. He was a dummy.๐
So very luck and unlucky in the same day. The only upside would be the future movie rights deal coming up.
I thought he was going to use the surf board to also beat the lion
attack by a Shark then a lion, not sure if i would call that luck
11:17 hold up. He got bit by a shark. Got bit by a lion. AND he beat off the lion?!? ๐ Thatโs one hell of a story!
I dont think John was thinking ahead before this 2 hour trip in South African waters (Great White Hot spot) with no water either? Dang…
Nah thats just dad lore and sorry john i feel really sorry for him u can't imagine how bad he felt
John was the luckiest unlucky man ๐
I like how it said at 11:24 that it is not an image of the actual lion. As if he were to grab his phone to snap a picture at the time. ^^
Lion was a very audacious critter trying to eat the poor sharks dinner…๐ฎ
No thanks Iโm steering clear of Africa too many apex predators for me.
John had a bad day
John had the type of story โyou just had to be thereโ
I need to see those safari photos
How incredibly unlucky does someone have to be to be attacked by a shark AND lion. The amount of luck by surviving both attacks is also insane. Dude should buy a lottery ticket after all that
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Wow thatโs gotta be one in a million! Imagine being mangled by a Great White Shark then attacked by a pride of Lions! Jeeezuz!!๐ฎ๐
maybe you should do your whole show in mime.. seeing as you're so good with your hand motions
Thatโs one bad ass story to tell
A shark attack and a lion attack in the same day is crazy
Lucky surf board!
Good they point out it is not the hungry shark in the photo. ๐
john must look like a big steak with a head to animals like on cartoons back in the day
Just a question. Are helicopter medics a thing if he called a state hospital?
If it wasn't for bad luck…
Man i thought i had bad luck johns got me beat by a long shot
Ok, I'm to John escaping the shark. African shark infested water, alone, an hr from civilization. IN AFRICA. FROM COLORADO. Sorry about your karma buddy.
If that story happened in a movie itโd be a comedy cause itโs so unbelievable, god had it out for him that day