Nigerians speak so Poetically

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Nigerians speak so Poetically


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@charmainechilwana7643

Nigerians are lit😂

@JugCityKid
3 hours ago

They said when it was raining common sense, she had an umbrella

@noffpoppin
3 hours ago

I love these

@corrienosov2475
3 hours ago

This makes me wish I had Nigerian friends. ❤

@cinnaminss
3 hours ago

Nigerians are dramatic af😂

@robertjohnson7038
3 hours ago

My mum started praying on the the road against a piece of paper….she almost said holy ghost fire😅

@eunicenwanehiudo3866
3 hours ago

Her sense was in her nyansh/ass(she has passed it out) to say someone is foolish 😂😂

@Flower_The_Floral_Queen_BFB

"Those are a bunch of failed abortions"

@Siphiwe-f4b
3 hours ago

Instead of calling me a nigga my Nigerian friend calls me a negrotic human being

@hadasg11
3 hours ago

Im dying

@We.st.co.ast.mi.lkovich

Nigerians are so dramatically poetic 😂

@richardlongoria8661
3 hours ago

Instead of “you ready?”, it’s “the person you are looking for is me.”

@CordialBuffoon
3 hours ago

I keep coming back to this it warms my soul

@PlaceholderName-b4d
3 hours ago

I love nigerian arguments for this reason

@Neesatou
3 hours ago

My brother’s teacher says ‘you are not wise, you are otherwise’

@nottsoserious
3 hours ago

Wisdom has been chasing you, but you've always been faster

@Lifepreservershonchalon2332

❤😂

@haroonrash11
3 hours ago

Wow i love this slang 😂

@Cecilia-nk8qi
3 hours ago

Talking poetic is fine, but when they add manipulation to it, it becomes unbearable.

@geuris5779
3 hours ago

bro what happened to drake

@tonyamade901
3 hours ago

I have another one – how would a Nigerian Mom or Dad tell their daughter that the man she’s dating will not make a good husband? Thanks in advance! 😊💯🙏🏽

@tetrulz
3 hours ago

It's even better with the accent.

@gr1m5H4d3
3 hours ago

thought the first guy was drake for a sec

@iamasalad9080
3 hours ago

Guy on the top looks like Drake.

@hilaryodinamba7199
3 hours ago

As a Nigerian i can confirm this. We're too figurative.

@Xselens
3 hours ago

Is this kojo for Agt or bgt?

@milanouknow
3 hours ago

whats drake sayin?

@SherriAshton
3 hours ago

I miss my Nigerian ex….the things he would say were hilarious and sexy at the same time 😥🤣….so confused

@peppersensei
3 hours ago

When they want to say they want to sleep with you, they ask for a genital meet and greet 😂😂

@Helloforeverseungberry33

Some words we say: “God FORBID!” “The devil has won today.” “I have SUFFERED!” lol there is more I don’t want to say😂

@yahmayhondakeyz
3 hours ago

Wisdom is chasing her but she’s faster and Today is your Christmas but next time will be your Halloween 😂😂😂😂😂

@tatunchshet9170
3 hours ago

Nigerians are natural born comedians.

@Kookie-qi2vc
3 hours ago

Instead to say I can't do it, my Nigeria friend say Water pass Garryooooo Wa halal

@Kookie-qi2vc
3 hours ago

Instead to say I don't have moneys my friend Nigeria say live is no balanceooooo think tomorrow

@nova-ef2sx
3 hours ago

“Why would I pay for my death”, when buying a swimming pool 😭😭

@nova-ef2sx
3 hours ago

“I won’t die in the Enemy’s territory”, when refusing to swim at the beach in another country

@Eric-y2f
3 hours ago

Nigerian says, "Keep it up ooooo! Helper of your destiny will locate you soon.

@Eric-y2f
3 hours ago

I received a promotion, and my nigerian friend said, "may witchcraft not crash-land you before your glory shines."

@antgal9467
3 hours ago

The wisdom one was fire!!!

@hellrazor117
3 hours ago

I read all of those with the Nigerian accent, we all did

@therealist2000
3 hours ago

My mums acts like any animal is out to get here when they’re nearby, she screams “OUT! in Jesus name” aggressively.

@fast1nakus
3 hours ago

I'm pretty sure I read all of these jokes in a soviet joke book 30+ years ago.

@TuesdayK970
3 hours ago

Others: are you jinxed?

Nigerians: it's like you ancestors are holding meeting over you abi? Your village people have caught up to you?

@ginacoleman788
3 hours ago

My grandson is named after the prophet Samuel. My Nigerian in-laws told us:

whenever he says something, you must be sure to write it down.

@serenityq26
3 hours ago

I love it

@saks746
3 hours ago

"If they sent you tell them you didn't find me at home"

@jonathancineus6424
3 hours ago

This was good, but the fake laughs are excessive. No need to force it just to get the viewers going.