EFCC releases Bobrisky’s mugshot, grills him for Naira abuse

Title: "Bobrisky: The Risky Business of Gender-Bending and Naira Contouring!"

In a courtroom spectacle that left even the judge scratching his head, Nigeria's infamous gender-bending icon, Bobrisky, found himself at the center of a gender-bending brouhaha like never before. As the proceedings unfolded, it became clear that Bobrisky's antics were truly Risky – and utterly hilarious.

The chaos began when Bobrisky, sporting a wig that could rival Rapunzel's and lashes longer than the Nile, was arraigned in court to face charges of Naira abuse. But the real twist came when his lawyer, clearly caught up in the gender-bending madness, addressed Bobrisky as a "she." Cue the collective gasps and giggles from the peanut gallery!

As the courtroom erupted into laughter, Bobrisky – or should we say, Risky Bobrisky – stood before the judge, pleading guilty to the crime of Naira abuse. "Your Honor, I contour the Naira like I contour my cheeks – with finesse and flair!" he/she exclaimed, sending the courtroom into fits of hysterics.

But the laughter didn't stop there. In a plot twist worthy of a Nollywood comedy, the charges of money laundering against Bobrisky were dropped faster than a hot potato. "We've got bigger fish to fry," declared the prosecutor, as the courtroom erupted into applause – and more than a few confused looks.

And so, dear readers, we bid adieu to yet another chapter in the saga of Bobrisky's gender-bending antics – a tale of contouring, courtroom confessions, and Naira nonsense. As Risky Bobrisky sashays out of the courtroom, one thing's for sure: with Bobrisky, the laughter never ends!

Her/His make up go fade for cell😊😊😊😊

she did not embezzled nigeria money

We have other things, Nigerians are going through a lot, leave him alone please.

(EFCC release Bobrisky’s Mugshot grills him for Naira abuse)
Is that what we supposed to check in Nigeria 😮🧐🧐

This country doesn't have sense. Of he mutilate our Naira not. How is it any ones business. He can decide to burn it with out any body knowing. Is it not his own money. At list he is better than doesn't. Who steal our money and hide it inside their septic tanks, bore hole, Sucaway and holes. They know them selves. Efcc shld go after them and not a small guy looking for where he wld leave his life and just have fun. Nigeria eeeeh.

Why is the paper in the mugshot looking like cheque😂

Phew! Women of nowadays. Dear Lord, let our children not resemble the gateman!!