9 Pitches For WWE SummerSlam 2024
9 Pitches For WWE SummerSlam 2024
Jack The Jobber, Andrew Hodkinson and Ross Tweddell make their 9 Pitches For WWE SummerSlam 2024.
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Love the giant prime bottle pitch, except switch cena with stipe miocic. Cleveland legend and close friends with MGK
Here's my pitch:
Cody Rhodes vs Solo Sikoa for the WWE Championship
The match begins goes as usual for the first 15 minutes or so, and then as Cody lays punches on Solo in the corner and the ref comes to tell the lads some things, Solo shoves Cody to the direction of the ref and we have a ref bump.
The other three members of the Bloodline 2.0 then come into the ring and tear the champ a new one, but wait, Roman Reigns's theme hits! It turns out to be Paul Heyman, who grins towards Solo. Out of nowhere Roman Reigns comes back and hits Solo Sikoa with a Superman Punch!
And then, the Usos reunite and attack the newly-crowned tag team champs, Jacob Fatu and Tama Tonga. Tonga Loa, having been distracted by all of this, is hit with a Spear by Roman.
Whilst Bloodline 2.0 and OG Bloodline fight and heaad into the backstage, Cody and Solo both stand up and fight each other while the ref is still down. Cody counter Solo's finisher into a Cross Rhodes and hits him with it! As both men go down again, it looks like Cody's going to retain.
But wait! Say his name and he appears, Joe Hendry's theme hits and the Cleveland crowd goes berserk! He brings a ref with him and that ref tells Samantha Irvin that the match is now a Triple Threat! Joe Hendry pins Cody Rhodes 1-2-3 and The Local Hero, The Prestigious One, Joe Hendry IS YOUR NEW WWE CHAMPION!
The crowd don't know how to react this, as Joe Hendry cuts a very short promo, saying that he takes the belt "hostage" on behalf of TNA, and the referee he brought himself with reveals himself as a TNA referee by taking his WWE referee shirt off! The crowd boos and riots as the TNA Invasion begins.
End of the pitch.
Personally I think Drew should murder Punk rather than Sami getting murdered by Bron.
Punk is hurt less by it, and Sami should be in the world title picture.
I could watch three hours of these guys just doing Trump impressions.
My favorite pre event video series.
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Ross's on the Priest betrayal is chef's kiss brilliant!👏👏👏
I want the show to end with Cody beating solo the he gets attacked by the new bloodline who beating him down then next minute everyone hears on a microphone “lady’s and gentlemen my name is Paul heyman and I am here tonight to tell you solo that losing has consequences” then Paul start smiling and then roman a hooded figure attack the new bloodline with a chair he take his hood off and it Jimmy who the is attacked by Jacob fatu then the new bloodline attack Jimmy then roman music hits and the new bloodline is looking at the ramp where Paul is standing with a huge smile and then roman attack the new bloodline with chair he once the all down he hits a spear on all them hitting solo last then roman see the wwe title he grabs it then looks at Cody who sitting in the corner he and stares at him then he put his hand out and help Cody up and give Cody the title and raise Cody hand and then tells Cody once I am done with solo and I am coming back for my title then Cody put his hand out and offers a hand shake to roman and Roman accepts it and hand shake Cody and the show ends.
My pitch is for Cody vs Solo Bloodline 2.0 is at ring side the match goes back and forth with Cody and Solo destroying each other every time Cody starts getting the advantage a member of the Bloodline 2.0 gets involved without the ref looking but just when Solo starts to end the match after the ref takes a bimp a hooded figure comes in and super kicks Solo in the face just like when it was Roman vs Jey Uso it's revealed to be Jimmy Uso then you start to hear Roman's music hit and the crowd go completely nuts as Roman makes his anticipated return with Paul Heyman marches down to the ring confronts Solo Solo tries to Samoan Spike Roman Roman ducks the Spike runs to the ropes and hits a massive Spear to Solo Cody hits the triple Cross Rhodes and wins with the 1 2 3
33:13 Stipe Miocic former UFC heavyweight champion who defended the belt more than anyone OH
He changed his name “officially” to MGK recently 29:27
Cody should offer than handshake, but Roman should look at it and just walk past.
11:15 JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Biscuits with raisings sounds rather interesting
Jack repping the second most devastating thing in professional wrestling…the rest hold, the most devastating being the roll up pin
Roman Reigns will return at SummerSlam and turn on The Bloodline 2.0
Jacks impression of Rollins was spot on. I got the same issues with this character at this point, feels like a pure fan-service character and really annoying to me. Also I still son't understand how Reigns would qualify as a face upon return, just because his successor is also a d'ck, doesn't make sense but then again it's wrestling
I think both Dom and Finn might turn on Rhea and Damien
Priest knew Mami was returning, yet Finn and Dom did not. Also Priest has being saying he does not need them. I can see both Finn and Dom turning on them
If machine gun kelly brought out the motor city boys that would be poetic
A ref hitting the ring post?! are you crazy?! WWE refs are made of paper and collapse at a slight touch, they would die if they hit the ring post xD
Prediction: King Ross returns at SS
This is the Andrew they been asking for since he’s joined pitches, give em the kavorka!